#actually relevant to the search

[protect-namine]

twitter search sucks so bad man

[codgod]

gentle reminder that unless your post is relevant to a particular character/ship/duo you really shouldn’t tag them on your post, especially if it’s just a post where you’re complaining about something or asking an inane, unrelated question

[coquelicoq]

kai, an immortal whose body immediately and automatically heals itself, discovering that his own pain creates power he can use to fuel his magic: good news! i found an infinite clean source of energy. it's called STABBING MYSELF IN THE CHEST REPEATEDLY

kai: the best part is that emotional trauma counts too! including the emotional trauma incurred from being stabbed! bogo power source!

everyone:

[Image description: GIF of Julia Louis-Dreyfuss's character from "Veep" turning away from someone with a strained smile, looking disturbed. The caption says, "[Laughing nervously] What the fuck?" /end ID]

[hexados-on-a-string]

managed to actually make memes with different characters for once are u guys proud of me

[sepiasys]

Dissociative amnesia is the opposition to literally telling anyone anything about our life

[we got an interview scheduled {woo!!🎉} and trying to think of anything we experienced to pull from is IMPOSSIBLE (literally cannot remember anything oml)]

[oysters-aint-for-me]

sometimes i will make a post about one of my shows on this here webbing-site and i’ll be like “oh i’m so funny, the bitches are gonnna love this one” and then it comes time to tag it and i have a full on existential/ethical dilemma where i’m like

if i tag the name of the show on this post then everyone is going to know i want people to see it

if everyone knows i want people to see it then everyone is going to know i think i’m worthy of being seen

if everyone knows that i think i’m worthy of being seen then they are going to assume i want attention

if everyone believes i want attention then they will automatically be less likely to want to pay attention to me

(because everyone knows beautiful things don’t ask for attention)

so then i’m like, okay, so i won’t tag the show. and then it’s like:

if i don’t tag the show then fewer people will see the post

if fewer people see the post then fewer people will reblog the post

if fewer people reblog the post then the post dies in oblivion

if the post dies in oblivion due to simple lack of visibility then i will never really know if my post was any good

if i never really know if these posts were any good then i can just blame my lack of popularity on bad luck (or The Algorithm’s disfavor)

if i can just blame my lack of popularity on bad luck or The Algorithm’s disfavor then i can hide behind that and use it as an excuse for or proof of any number of things depending on my mood (eg. proof that no one likes me, a reason not to try, an alternate explanation for why i’m not funny [as opposed the explanation that i’m just not that funny])

if i can hide behind bad luck or The Algorithm’s disfavor and use it as an excuse for or proof of any number of things depending on my mood then that’s simply too much power to give my mentally ill ass

and then i’m remember filtered tags and i’m like oh thank god, i can tag things properly and tell myself that i’m only doing it for the people who DONT want to see it. brilliant solution! so self-effacing! so gracious!

(yeah i’ll just keep telling myself that)

[sharkneto]

my first ever poll because i'm being attacked by my twin for how i google things and i need to know if i'm valid or weird

[abyssalpriest]

Damnit lev lmfao. I was thinking about Shiva wearing corpse ash being resonant for other reasons, something about his relationship with the Bright Skinned Ones and death and whatever. No, no. More fucking importantly: Oh I wonder why Shiva is known for. you know. wearing bodies. his appearance is a mass of bodies joined together. yeah

[metaforth]

The "She" from Livin' La Vida Loca is autistic, I will not elaborate

[unproduciblesmackdown]

relevant twitter meme wins wahooo

[ghastbutlikegay]

My biggest struggle in life is being a mythicalswamp liker who doesnt like reading them as romantic

[allalrightagain]

I'm a bad IT professional and have continued to use google as a search engine mostly out of prejudice for what duckduckgo was when it first started. However, I am not too proud to admit when I'm wrong, and duckduckgo has just done in one search what google has been convincing me for three and a half days was impossible.

brb changing my default search engine everywhere.

[freaky-flawless]

I figured the art was stolen the signature was there but the artist blog didn't show up in search so I was like maybe that blog just used a different name

Yeah the signature not matching was the first red flag. But that's true. People use different names across different platforms (or in my case my signature is based off my main blog name, so it doesn't match this one)

But a quick look at that person's blog kinda sealed the deal. For one, it's pretty barren with no intro or links to other social media which is unusual for a tumblr artist, and once you scroll past the stolen toradeen art, they posted their own drawing and it was clearly not a match.

[z0mbride]

that’s it I’m writing fanfiction

[genuflectx]

thanks

[sparkthespork]

Ranking Yellowjackets Characters by their Likelihood of Having a Tumblr

6. Lottie

Now she might have the greatest Tumblr vibes out of all of them, but unfortunately she lives in the middle of nowhere without any kind of electronic device except a landline, so her chances of using any social media are next to none. This is very sad because I know her cult-y cottagecore blog would slap.

5. Taissa

Now we have someone who at least HAS a phone, but this ungodly void of a website is so notoriously unmarketable that anybody running for office would have no business using it. Given the reputation she needs to uphold, I can’t imagine Tai uses social media for anything except campaigning.

4. Shauna

Poor thing is trying so hard to act like she’s normal, and having a tumblr is not going to help. The only reason she would end up on here is because she has yet again failed at that. I should not have to elaborate on this one.

3. Natalie

Now I highly doubt that Nat likes social media, but if she used any of them it would be tumblr. You don’t have to be anonymous, but there’s also no pressure to “reveal yourself,” and probably plenty of people on here who like the same bands as her. She might also like all those aesthetic posts with edgy quotes.

2. Misty

She’d come here after the Reddit blackout, if she wasn’t here before. I can’t imagine she appreciates having to sort between actual Citizen Detectives and regular true crime fans, so she still prefers Reddit. But she’d at least enjoy the musical side of Tumblr.

1. Van

Niche and/or old movies, and gays abound? Yeah, Van’s used Tumblr. And would’ve been active on Tumblr until her cancer diagnosis caused her to shut down. All her regular customers are using it too, and if she didn’t hear about it from them, then she’s had a blog since its original days. And she definitely likes typical “Tumblr humor.”